Russian Circus Monkey Has Talent In Stock Market

Russian Circus Monkey Has Talent In Stock Market

Russia’s “Vesti” television reported that the prominent investment funds lost in the stock market to a circus monkey from the “Grandpa Durovs corner”. A year ago, the monkey became a virtual agent. Among the 30 dices standing different companies of Russia share, the monkeys chose 8. Experts closely observed resultant changes in the value of the total stock for an entire year, however, the result has surprised many people even some skeptics.

Last year the monkey bought eight shares of Russian companies to invest one million of its virtual rubles. Monkey put the asset into two halves: one into the state-owned companies, and the other into the private sector. The Russian “Finans” magazine editor in chief Oleg – Anisimov was surprised: “The monkey is very lucky. It is when the market is in the bottom do a successful bid, so its shares raises nearly twice of the total stock. At the same time it wins the entire the market. ”

In the past year, the monkey bought the mining company’s stock rose about 50%, Telecommunications Companys stock value up to 140%. Furthermore, what brings the greatest benefit to the monkey is in banking stocks – it ups to 500%. However, at this time, the monkey is wearing its NFL jerseys trained to performance on the stage, and it doesnt know how rich it is! Anisimov said: “Russias 94% Fund had lost to a monkey! Everyone was shocked! Now how to obtain bonuses then? Perhaps, it belongs to the circus?”

“How should I put my money this year? People are asked the monkey, and it chooses dices writing “banking” and “automobile”. Many financiers also have the same viewpoint with the monkeys prediction. Bank stocks can indeed bring profit. However, the monkey did not invest in the telecommunications industry this year; this may be a serious mistake.

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